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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Mary Bronstein

2025 • 1h 53m

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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Cast
Rose Byrne
Rose ByrneLinda
Conan O'Brien
Conan O'BrienTherapist
A$AP Rocky
A$AP RockyJames
Danielle Macdonald
Danielle MacdonaldCaroline
Delaney Quinn
Delaney QuinnChild
Mary Bronstein
Mary BronsteinDr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
Ivy WolkDiana
Mark Stolzenberg
Mark StolzenbergParking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Manu NarayanLandlord
Christian Slater
Christian SlaterFather
Eva Kornet
Eva KornetBreathworker
Ella Beatty
Ella BeattyKate
Helen Hong
Helen HongEva
Daniel Zolghadri
Daniel ZolghadriStephen
Josh Pais
Josh PaisBrad
Crew
Tatiana Bears
Tatiana BearsCo-Producer
Bruno Vernaschi-Berman
Bruno Vernaschi-BermanCo-Producer
Nitasha Bhambree
Nitasha BhambreeStunt Coordinator
Mary Bronstein
Mary BronsteinDirector
Josh Safdie
Josh SafdieProducer
Sara Murphy
Sara MurphyProducer
Ryan Zacarias
Ryan ZacariasProducer
Christopher Messina
Christopher MessinaDirector of Photography
Lucian Johnston
Lucian JohnstonEditor
Eli Bush
Eli BushProducer
Ronald Bronstein
Ronald BronsteinProducer
Salome Oggenfuss
Salome OggenfussCasting
Rose Byrne
Rose ByrneExecutive Producer
Dejay Roestenberg
Dejay RoestenbergStunt Double
Declan Mulvey
Declan MulveyStunt Driver
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