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Garchaster's Cornblade

Kasper Meltedhair

2026 • 1h 49m

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with th...

Garchaster's Cornblade

Cast

Lyndsie Jane EarleStone

Kasper Meltedhair

Kasper MeltedhairTarsia

Brewce Longo

Brewce LongoRotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite

Donald Farmer

Donald FarmerDonald Farmer

Andy Heck BoydGorgas Mordpan

Carrie PhillipsOzra

Matt MinterScary Fairy Ta

X MenzakDorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763

Dogfood WilliamsRasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member

Mary FaustKrink Melrose / Klon Kranger

Michelle WanhalaKoringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member

Nicholas DeGideoRet Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member

Emily KaldenbaughQuicksanders / Unknown / Dead Cult Member

Eli ElliotGus Galantine / Orty / Korbite / Dead Cult Member

Brad UlreyMorphbag Ronald / Dezzy Zarndale

Crew

Kasper Meltedhair

Kasper MeltedhairDirector

Brewce Longo

Brewce LongoEditor