Acting • AGE 62
Bill Bailey (born Mark Bailey; January 13, 1964) is an English stand-up comedian, musician and actor. As well as his extensive stand-up work, Bailey is well known for his appearances on Have I Got New...


Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier
Self
2026

Bill Bailey’s Vietnam
Self - Host
2025

Man and Witch: The Dance of a Thousand Steps
The Donkey (voice)
2024

Inside the Hilton: Park Lane
Producer
2024

Perfect Pub Walks
Himself
2024

Bring the Drama
Self - Presenter
2024

Bill Bailey's Australian Adventure
Self - Presenter
2023

The Smeds and the Smoos
Grandfather Smed (voice)
2023

Take 5 with Zan Rowe
Self - Guest
2022

The Fringe, Fame and Me
Self
2022

Best & Bester
Grumpy Pants (Voice)
2022

Bill Bailey's Master Crafters
Self - Presenter
2022

The John Bishop Show
Self
2022

Extraordinary Portraits
Self - Presenter / Narrator
2022

Worzel Gummidge: Calliope Jane
Mr Peregrine
2021

Christmas Comedy Club with Lost Voice Guy
Self
2021

Deadliest Mums & Dads
Creator
2021

Bill Bailey: Larks in Transit
Self
2021

Paul O'Grady's Saturday Night Line Up
Self - Guest
2021

The Cheap Seats
Self
2021

Patriot Brains
Host
2021

This Is My House
Self
2021

Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Guest
2021

Roald & Beatrix: The Tail of the Curious Mouse
Bona Fide Gent
2020

Michael McIntyre's The Wheel
Self - Expert
2020

Between the Covers
Self
2020

McDonald & Dodds
Paul Watt - Radio DJ (voice)
2020

My Life Is Murder
Enzo Pavone
2019

Celebrity Gogglebox
Self
2019

Hypothetical
Self
2019

Bill Bailey: Limboland
Self
2018

We Are Most Amused and Amazed
Self
2018

Celebrity Catchphrase
Self - Contestant
2018

In the Long Run
Bagpipes
2018

LEGO Masters
Guest Judge
2017

Sloppy Massage Sluts 2: Anal Edition
2017

Walks with My Dog
Self
2017

The Grand Tour
Self
2016

Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Self - Performer
2016

Michael McIntyre's Easter Night at the Coliseum
Self
2015

Big Butts Like It Big: Brunette Edition
2014

Monty Python's Best Bits (Mostly)
Self
2014

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Self
2014

50 Years of BBC Two Comedy
Self
2014

Nature's Misfits
Narrator
2014

Alan Davies Après-Ski
2014

Bill Bailey: Qualmpeddler
Self
2013

Julia Zemiro's Home Delivery
Self
2013

What a Load of Buzzcocks
Self - Team Captain
2013

Bill Bailey's Jungle Hero
Himself - Presenter
2013

8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Self - Dictionary Corner
2013

It's Kevin
Various
2013

The Last Leg
Self
2013

Gadget Man
2012

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
Himself
2012

Doctor Who: The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe
Droxil
2011

Pythagasaurus
Ig
2011

Making Qi
Self
2011

Baboons with Bill Bailey
Himself - Presenter
2011

Chalet Girl
Bill Matthews
2011

Bill Bailey: Dandelion Mind
Himself
2010

Burke & Hare
Angus
2010

Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang
Farmer MacReadie
2010

Bill Bailey's Birdwatching Bonanza
Presenter
2010

Bill Bailey's Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra
Himself
2009

Live from Studio Five
Self
2009

Talkin' 'Bout Your Generation
2009

We Are Most Amused
Self
2008

Bill Bailey: Tinselworm
Himself
2008

Blackadder's Most Cunning Moments
Self
2008

Blackadder Exclusive: The Whole Rotten Saga
Self
2008

More Dawn French's Boys Who Do: Comedy
2007

The Graham Norton Show
Self
2007

Hot Fuzz
Sergeant Turner
2007

Skins
Walter
2007

Robins
Self - Guest
2006

The One Show
Self - Guest
2006

TV Heaven, Telly Hell
2006

Don't Crash: The Documentary of the Making of the Movie of the Book of the Radio Series of 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'
Self (uncredited)
2005

Final Chance to Save
Himself
2005

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Whale (voice)
2005

Spicks and Specks
2005

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Self
2005

Bill Bailey: Part Troll
Himself
2004

Spaced: Skip to the End
Self
2004

Hustle
Cyclops
2004

QI
Self
2003

15 Storeys High
Mr. Pirbright
2002

Wild West
Doug
2002

Top Gear
Self
2002

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
Dr. Russ
2002

Fifth Gear
Self
2002

Richard & Judy
Self
2001

Double Income, No Kids Yet
Nigel
2001

Bill Bailey: Bewilderness
Himself
2001

Black Books
Manny
2000

Saving Grace
Vince
2000

Spaced
Bilbo Bagshot
1999

Is It Bill Bailey?
Self / Various Roles
1998

Jonathan Creek
Kennie Starkiss
1997

Midsomer Murders
Darwin Chipping
1997

Bill Bailey: Cosmic Jam
Himself
1997

Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Self
1996

Good News Week
Self
1996

Asylum
Patient
1996

Room 101
Self
1994

Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Self - Comedy Guest
1993

GMTV
Self
1993

Have I Got News for You
Self - Host
1990

This Morning
Self
1988

Natural World
Narrator
1983

Have I Got a Bit More News for You
Self - Presenter