Acting • AGE 55
Dian Bachar (born October 26, 1970 in Denver, Colorado) is an American actor. He is most notable for his roles in various films by or starring his friends Trey Parker and Matt Stone, such as Cannibal!...


Off-Time
Officer Sampson
2022

Nightmare Alley
Fee Fee the Birdgirl
2021

The Bet
Angry Video Customer
2016

The Man in the Silo
David
2016

The Murders of Brandywine Theater
Henry Kosta
2014

White T
Andy
2013

Retreat!
Pvt. McBain
2012

The Life of Lucky Cucumber
Lucky "Cucumber" Cavanaugh
2008

Electric Apricot
Stacey "Skip" Holmes
2007

Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary
Limo Driver
2007

Apocalypto
Makeup Effects
2006

National Lampoon's TV: The Movie
Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger
2006

No Rules
Grady
2005

The Book Of Orgazmo
Self
2003

Snatch
Brick Henchman (uncredited)
2000

The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle
RBTV Studio Technician
2000

Galaxy Quest
Nervous Tech
1999

BASEketball
Squeak Scolari
1998

Orgazmo
Ben Chapleski / Choda Boy
1998

Two Guys and a Girl
Roger
1998

South Park
Fake Mr. Hankey (voice)
1997

Cannibal! The Musical
George Noon
1996

Your Studio and You
Man Eating Sandwich
1995

Time Warped
1995

Aaah! Roach!
Sheriff

Loaded Deck
Spades