Acting • AGE 57
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Descr...


Nightborn
Jon's Father
2026

Fackham Hall
Bill
2025

Secret Life of the Auction House
Self - Narrator (voice)
2025

Celebrity Puzzling
Self - Panellist
2025

Art Detectives
William Titchfield
2025

The People Before
Knotweed Man
2025

The 1970s: Those Were the Days
Self - Narrator
2024

Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
Self
2024

The Gentlemen
Frank
2024

Captivated
Geoff
2024

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
Self
2023

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
Self
2023

Best Year Ever
Self - Actor
2022

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
Plank
2022

Celebrity Lingo
Self - Contestant
2022

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
Self
2022

Sister Boniface Mysteries
Leonard Monk
2022

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
Self
2022

Dodger
Farmer Grundles
2022

Last Train to Christmas
Vic
2021

The Weakest Link
Self
2021

Les Dawson Lost Tapes
Self
2021

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
Narrator
2021

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
Self - Contestant
2021

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
Self
2020

The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
Self
2020

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
Self/Various Characters
2020

Dog Loves Books
Dog (voice)
2020

McDonald & Dodds
Jimmy Daly
2020

Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm
Director
2019

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
Narrator
2019

Brassic
Colin Popov
2019

7 Up & Me
Self
2019

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
Himself
2019

This Time with Alan Partridge
Joe Beasley
2019

The People's Vet
Self - Narrator
2018

Celebrity Catchphrase
Self
2018

Shane the Chef
2018

Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2017

Richard Osman's House of Games
Self - Contestant
2017

Dying Laughing
Self
2017

Caroline Aherne at the BBC
Self - Presenter
2016

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Self
2016

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
Kevin Ruddock
2016

Grimsby
Bob Tolliver
2016

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
Self - Narrator
2016

Billionaire Boy
Len
2016

Northern Soul
Terry
2014

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Self
2014

Help Point
Stephen
2013

Through the Keyhole
Self
2013

Dementamania
2013

Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
Self - Contestant
2013

Strange Hill High
Various (voice)
2013

The Job Lot
Kevin
2013

Catchphrase
2013

Plebs
Mr. Adolphus
2013

The Mimic
Nigel Lord
2013

Pulp
Dave Burns
2013

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
Self - Narrator
2013

Father Brown
John Banks
2013

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2012

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
Himself
2012

Death in Paradise
DCI Chris Ricketts
2011

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
Self - Participant
2011

Sooty
The Boss
2011

The Jonathan Ross Show
Self
2011

The Lock Up
Narrator
2011

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
Self
2010

The Road to Coronation Street
Harry Kershaw
2010

Big Top
Geoff
2009

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2009

Angela and Friends
2009

Inkheart
Darius
2008

Celebrity Juice
Self
2008

All Star Mr & Mrs
2008

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
Self
2008

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
Self - Narrator (voice)
2007

Kingdom
Nigel Pearson
2007

Mobile
Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
2007

Engineering the World Rally
Himself - Narrator
2007

Skins
Sam Brooks
2007

Ghosthunting With...
2006

New Street Law
Charlie Darling
2006

Waterloo Road
Nelson Smith
2006

The Dealer
Bat
2006

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Mr. Windfall (voice)
2005

8 Out of 10 Cats
Self
2005

Monkey Trousers
2005

Blackpool
2004

Fat Slags
Foreman
2004

Celebrity Mastermind
2003

Appointment with Dr. Terrible
Interviewee – Actor
2003

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
Self
2002

24 Hour Party People
Charles
2002

Dog Eat Dog
Football Coach
2001

Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
Sir Donald Tyburn
2001

Murder in Mind
Alan Squires
2001

Bill and Ben
Bill (voice)
2001

Born Romantic
First Cab Driver
2000

The Flint Street Nativity
Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1999

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
Self
1999

You Are Here
Peter Keggy
1998

The Fast Show Live
1998

Ted & Ralph
Vicar
1998

Cold Feet
Pete Gifford
1998

Up 'n' Under
Stan
1998

Roger Roger
Barry
1998

The Man Who Knew Too Little
Dimitri
1997

Midsomer Murders
Cooper Steinem
1997

Pond Life
1996

Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Self - Panellist
1996

Roger Roger
Barry
1996

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996

Coogan's Run
Fat Bob
1995

Crapston Villas
1995

The World of Lee Evans
Customer
1995

Fist of Fun
Pied Piper of Hamelin
1995

The Young Poisoner's Handbook
Nathan
1995

Ready, Steady, Cook
Self - Guest
1994

The Fast Show
Various Characters
1994

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
Petty Officer Alan Partridge
1994

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
Simon Joke
1994

Pie in the Sky
Andrew Vernon
1994

The Day Today
Treasurer
1994

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
Bernard Right On/Various
1994

Paul Calf's Video Diary
Fat Bob
1993

Shooting Stars
Self
1993

The Dead Good Show
Various
1992

The Weekenders
Policeman 1
1992

Men Behaving Badly
Ken
1992

Murder Most Horrid
Daniel Hoffmeyer
1991

Paul Merton: The Series
1991

Soldier Soldier
Sgt Dunn
1991

This Morning
Self
1988

Top of the Pops
Self - Host
1964

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
Self - Team Captain

Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
Bernard Righton